this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend
if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot
- Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
- Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.
did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing
this hurt to laugh at
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse