plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

(Source: johnpauljones)



chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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(Source: sidethots)



officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

(Source: tysacord)




(Source: pottorffscheeks)



  • Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
  • Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.


komekoro:

harshwhimsy:

did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

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(Source: frozen-much)




leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

this hurt to laugh at



babybuttercups:

chocolateisedible:

babybuttercups:

why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that

cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it. 

do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together



  • me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
  • me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse


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