But I could never rescue you, no matter how I tried.
- Me: *takes 50 selfies*
- me: *deletes 49*
- me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
- me: *deletes that too*
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.